viva presidente

kiel: just freakin' great!
kie: internet terminal: occidental allegro bávaro: punta cana: dominican republic
kio: (at the disco in the background) afroman: because i got high. (sigh...)

making an offshore caribbean weblog transaction here.

it's 15 cents a minute so don't expect much.

things to check off on my lifelong list of things to do:

- break even at a casino
- haggle
- eat goat meat
- get propositioned by a prostitute
- get rejected in 3 different languages

yup it's an exciting time here in punta cana. tomorrow is my last night so i might just (if i can stomach it) get good and drunk.

a lot (and by "a lot" i mean a significant majority) of the employees here speak absolutely no english, so my dad no longer questions the usefulness of a second major in spanish. on the guest side of things, though, most of the people here are french and german. which works out well because they all walk around topless all day!

that kinda goes both ways though. they're all... well... euroboobs. all small and pointy. or they are old ladies. *vomit*

presidente is the beer of choice (read: the only beer) here, and it is pretty damn good. when these bartenders mix drinks though, man, they pour out the booze. it's almost dangerous. i'll stick with presidente, thanks.

okay. i hope you appreciate this entry, it cost me like 4 bucks.

in other news, ben kingsland and i have been cast in the barnstormers orientation show "the butler did it" along with other secret garden alums brad fuller (directing), diana iskelov, and jamie graziano. the play's very funny. trust me.

right-o. the disco is about to let out so it's time to prey on drunk german girls.

auf wiedersehen!

ed: a prostitute offered me a blow job (in spanish). i haggled down from 35 to 20 american dollars, then left. that's the story. -9/5/06