good grrrrrrrrravy! -quickie

so i just woke up from a dream on which president bush was speaking on the lower quad in front of shaffer hall. all of a sudden, hundreds of gallon jugs of milk started falling rolling off of the roof, and a guy in a tony the tiger outfit burst out of the podium (like in that juicyfruit gum commercial) and said "they're grrrreat!" honestly, it would be a pretty good advertising ploy. i mean, when the president is speaking on tv, he's on EVERY CHANNEL. and you know that if that actually happened (tony the tiger appeared out of nowhere during a presidential speech), kellogg's sales would skyrocket. there's no such thing as bad publicity.

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in my opinion, this dream either forecasts the growing commercialism of politics or the secret service's inability to secure the president from cereal terrorist organizations.

ed: maybe this would be orchestrated by the anti-milk faction of PETA. -9/5/06