for whom the taco bell tolls

it seemed too good to be true. and it was. since nobody hit a home run to left field (and no home runs at all after the 7th inning) in game 3 of the world series, everyone in america is NOT eligible for a free taco from taco bell.

from the official rules:

As a condition of the offer, consumers agree: (a) to release, Major League Baseball Properties, Inc., Major League Baseball Enterprises, Inc., MLB Advanced Media, L.P., MLB Media Holdings, Inc., MLB Media Holdings, L.P., MLB Online Services, Inc., the Office of the Commissioner of Baseball, and the Major League Baseball Clubs, and each of their respective shareholders, employees, parents, directors, officers, affiliates, representatives, agents, successors, and assigns (hereinafter, "MLB Entities") and Sponsor and their affiliates, subsidiaries, retailers, sales representatives, distributors and franchisees, and each of their officers, directors, employees and agents ("Promotional Parties"), from any and all liability, loss or damage incurred with respect to participation in this contest and/or the awarding, receipt, possession, and/or use or misuse of any Free Taco.

MISUSE OF FREE TACO?! how can you misuse a taco? you know what, on second thought, i don't want to know.