we can call it "a space for me"

hey you guys, i have an awesome idea.
first, we'll make a website. well, we won't actually make it. we'll let 13 year old kids design all their own web pages. with tiled background pictures of cars and baby animals and white text so what little actual information (besides surveys about whether the user prefers pepsi or coke, vanilla or chocolate) that's on the site is COMPLETELY ILLEGIBLE. oh! and they can upload high-angle pictures of themselves. and pictures of them drinking underage and getting naked! THEN once every kid in the whole goddamn country has it, we sell it to newscorp for 600 million bucks. how's that sound?