it wasn't me.

to the dude exposing himself to people in the ithaca commons:

quit it. you are making the cops think that you are me. even though i am taller than you (you are 5'7"-5'9"), the police still stop me in the commons and question me. the fact that we both sometimes wear "wire-frame glasses" notwithstanding, we are not very similar at all. also, don't do it wearing a bright red nantucket sweatshirt with a whale on it. then i'd be really screwed.