breaking groundhog-related news

YOU GUYS PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL DIDN'T SEE HIS SHADOW!

EARLY SPRING!

Phil's official forecast, from punxsutawneyphil.com

El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.

Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.

On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?

On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.

you know what, you may as well have a groundhog predict your weather because it seems like humans aren't that good at it. cf. the debate on global warming.