things i would do if i had no job #1

sneak into office buildings and eat lunches clearly labeled for a certain person's consumption.

imagine the havoc.

passive agressive note: to who(m)ever is eating my lunch: please stop eating my lunch! it is my food!!!!!!!!!

another passive agressive note: THIS IS NOT YOU'RE FOOD! I BROUGHT IT SO I COULD EAT IT! GET YOUR OWN!

i would only do it for a few days, then maybe leave an applebee's gift card or something addressed to the person, then i'd move on to another office building. i'd be like a little office gremlin.