the wiggles

the wiggles are 4 australian men that sing children's songs. really obnoxiously cute children's songs that sarah's little sister erin just loves to dance to. like for 35 minutes STRAIGHT.

if you are familiar with the wiggles, or you looked at the website, you've gotta wonder:

say you're looking to date a girl.

is it worse to say you're one of the wiggles or that you're a supporting character on the wiggles show (e.g. captain feathersword, the pirate with a purple feather instead of a sword).

i imagine that dating is difficult in both situations.

actually, i bet in australia they are like super well-respected and that aussie girls love to say
-hey, you know that blue wiggle?
-oh, anthony?
-yeah, i shagged him. shagged a wiggle.

hell yeah.

ed: after staying at sarah's i had "fruit salad" and "hot potato" alternatingly stuck in my head. -9/5/06