the plural of dollar general is dollars general

kie: home
kiel: anxious for some boozing and also cruising

yesterday i went to the dentist (again). my appointment was for 11:15, i got there at 11, and they told me to come back at 12. so i wandered over to the "Everything's a Dollar!" store in the cayuga mall.

unlike "dollar general", where everything is in increments of $1, everything in this store is $1 or less.

the first thing i noticed was all the cheap grocery items, and in fact, items i had never seen before. like strawberry and raspberry flavored marshmallow fluff!


what the hell? flavored fluff?

here are some other things i saw:


this sign: amusing... or depressing?


this is to give you an idea of the magnitude of the number of useless knicknacks at this GD store. man! a whole aisle of knicknacks?!


hey do you guys love jesus? yeah? let's burn him in effigy with this CRUCIFIX CANDLE!


what's up all you 12-17 year olds? you want some lip gloss? yeah! try out some cosmopolitan flavor! or margarita! drinking rules!


how about these signs? are they sending mixed messages?

i apologize for my terseness and elitism, but fuck it, it's the goddamn dollar store.

also, i'm drunk.