drunk post 1

yo dudes and dudettes:

i'm drunk. i can't feel my fingers. somehow, though, i'm typing OK.

you know what i hate? country music covers of rock songs. e.g. rascal flatts covering "life is a highway". you're in the car, right, and you turn to a station (usually on "scan") and you hear a familiar song. then you're like, "hey, i like this song". then you hear a fucking slide guitar and you're like whoa whoa back the hell up. what the hell is this shit? turns out, it's a country music cover of a beloved rock song. and there's nothing you can do about it. that's when you're tempted to just drive the car into the oncoming lane. jesus christ i hate that shit.