this one's for the men

dudes: i don't care how bad you have to go. don't use the middle urinal. especially when there is no one else in the bathroom. in doing so, you take up all the urinals. no one wants to see your junk, shaken or stirred.

oh and while we're on the subject, who takes a huge dump and then leaves without flushing the toilet? WHO IS DOING THAT?

honestly, if you know me, my hygiene standards are notoriously low. but GOD DAMN!