update from the chapter house bathroom

good evening. we've been covering this story since it first broke in september. at the time, all initial opinions from the chapter house men's room were that "cornell undergrads are fucking obnoxious." we now go live to a retort which sources say comes directly from a "fucking obnoxious" cornell undergrad.



while this report is unconfirmed, experts say that there is at least some truth to this claim. we will continue to cover this breaking story as it happens. stay tuned for the latest updates.