16 January 2003

now i am alone...

kie: resnet office
kiel: here. nothing really one way or the other
kio: resnet house mix (groove salad)

well my 4 10's plan has almost come to fruition. 20 down for resnet, 14.5 for the lab. just gotta stay in the lab tonight til 12:30. that should be fun.

i like working in the lab when no one's there. nobody looking over my shoulder, nobody using the machines, freedom to recombine dna all i want. in a way there's really no sense of time in the lab. i mean there's a clock on the wall, but i can't see it really clearly. and there are no windows. and there's a really loud vent that runs continuously. oh well, i guess it's better than inhaling toxic fumes.

ah! speaking of that, another great part about working alone is you never have to worry when you fart. like if someone's there you're thinking "oh great, now what?" but who's gonna come in the lab at 12 midnight? and furthermore, if it does still smell, you can always blame it on the bacteria. now that stuff REEKS.

now there are some situations when farting alone can be dangerous. in an elevator for example. if you're going a long way, there's a chance people will get on along the way. even if you're only going one floor, the people that get on when you get off will still see you, and, inevitably, discover your secret. then again, by then you'll be long gone.

but, i mustn't share too many secrets with you.

right.

should i feel bad for playing final fantasy 3 on resnet's time?
i'm doing pretty well...

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